Do you just ever love a person so much
But not in a sexual/romantic way
You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship
It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate
You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life
A middle aged guy came to check out with some shirts obviously meant for his daughter. When I complemented one of the shirts, he replied; “Thanks, nemo clothes are all she will wear.”
"Nemo… like the little clown fish from that Pixar movie?"
"Oh, no, I meant ‘emu’."
"Like the large flightless bird?"
Customer stares at me blankly.
"I’m sorry, I think you meant EMO sir."
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero