Do you just ever love a person so much

But not in a sexual/romantic way

You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship

It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate

You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things

You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life

A middle aged guy came to check out with some shirts obviously meant for his daughter. When I complemented one of the shirts, he replied; “Thanks, nemo clothes are all she will wear.”

"Nemo… like the little clown fish from that Pixar movie?"

"Oh, no, I meant ‘emu’."

"Like the large flightless bird?"

Customer stares at me blankly.

"I’m sorry, I think you meant EMO sir."